How Santa Knows IF you've Been Good
Sung to the tune of...
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping,
Your phone.He's buggin your room,
He's reding your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phoneHe hears you in the bedroom
Surveills you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
(Supposedly written for and sung at a U.S. Department of Justice, Office of Legal Counsel, Christmas party during the Carter Administration.) --Eugene Volokh, UCLA Law
While I always get a chuckle out of reading this, I just want to assure everyone that I DO NOT go around kicking in people's doors.
Merry Christmas and God Bless,
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